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[–] finitebanjo@piefed.world 38 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Technically what Superman did was correct. Superman COULD scoop the child up and move him out of the way, but that sort of sudden acceleration would be a lot like getting hit by a train.

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That goes for the people on the train too though. If he had so little time that he couldn't move the kid 2 meters without giving him whiplash, then stopping the train in that same amount of time would send everybody on the train flying to the front of their cars at whatever speed the train was going.

[–] finitebanjo@piefed.world 4 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Why are we assuming it's a passenger train? It's probably just a choice between a small child or a middle aged conductor who did survive according to the illustration if only because they decided to draw him in afterwards as a form of censorship.

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 2 points 6 hours ago

I only assume that it's not an autonomous train. And I'm not making any points about morality here, that sounds exhausting and I'd rather leave that to a lawyer or judge. I'm just saying, from a physics standpoint, moving the girl instead of stopping the training would've saved no fewer lives and not damaged any infrastructure. Just some constructive feedback Supes, I love what you're doin ♥️♥️♥️

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Please pardon me if I’m missing something obvious. I don’t understand how censorship is involved.

[–] finitebanjo@piefed.world 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Well if they didn't draw him in we'd all be assuming Superman murdered that guy just like user Oops just declared.

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Okay, thank you. I didn’t understand your use of the word “censorship”. That’s not common usage in American English, which is all I speak.

[–] finitebanjo@piefed.world 1 points 6 hours ago

Look, if you were to retroactively remove implications or references to morbidity, gore, and death then that would be censorship exactly how everyone uses the word.

[–] NoSpotOfGround@lemmy.world 57 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

This is not like a falling kid problem...

If he had more than 0.5 seconds to move the kid he could have moved him 1.5 meters without severely hurting him. On the other hand, if he had less than 0.5 seconds he's now killed everyone on the train.

[–] ImWaitingForRetcons@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It’s long been a fan Theory that Superman can cover some form of durability to the items he handles, otherwise a lot of the larger items he handles would crumble/collapse under their own weight, or people he carries would be crushed/chopped to chunks.

[–] Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone 6 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Didn't they try to make something like that canon years ago? That Superman has some kind of field he extends to objects he touches that in part dampens some of the physics implications of the movements he's shown to be able to do carrying objects and people that don't immediately rip themselves apart from G forces? Or am I misremembering?

[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

They did that for superboy at one point. He is said to have tactile telekinesis.

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 8 points 1 day ago

I read something about his old outfit suggesting that this was an early outing. Superman hadn’t quite worked out the physics/consequences of using his powers yet.

Also, by the look on the conductor’s face, the train wasn’t moving very fast.

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago

He did it all the time in movies tho.

And the sudden deceleration of that train mean whoever in that train is not gonna have a good time lol