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[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Ask him what kind of nursing home he wants to be abandoned at.

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Y'all are way more generous and less petty than I'd be tempted to be.

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

A cardboard box can qualify as a nursing home as long as it's staffed by enough care roaches.

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's approximately what I would have budgeted for.

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

A whole box?

Damn, fancy

[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

"Nursing home for gay ass removeds who weren't accepting of their child's sexuality."