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[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Also, I want him inside of me.

I was unaware of this requirement.

[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Just a personal caveat. Like this dude is the sexiest human being alive in my opinion... Bam. I grew ovaries and they exploded.

Really? I can see why people like Ryan Reynolds and Brad Pitt, but I truly don't see Nick Offerman. Different strokes I guess...

[–] kindernacht@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

He would rail you while gently explaining boat design and sharpening a chisel. Mustache whimsicaly bristling in the breeze of his warm breath. "mmm, I think I've just had an orgasm. Now this is how you properly secure a mooring knot"