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[โ€“] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

Just a personal caveat. Like this dude is the sexiest human being alive in my opinion... Bam. I grew ovaries and they exploded.

[โ€“] kindernacht@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago

He would rail you while gently explaining boat design and sharpening a chisel. Mustache whimsicaly bristling in the breeze of his warm breath. "mmm, I think I've just had an orgasm. Now this is how you properly secure a mooring knot"