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I want to frame this and hang it on the back of my bathroom door like every framed spiritually motivating quote overlaying a stock photo that every fuckin boomer aged leather ballsack skinned from hitchiking the US cuz their parents asked them to get a job but all the got were the same stds and athletes foot from showering amd fucking in public shitters, kind of hippie. You know the one, cuz their bathroom smells so bad of potpourri your eyes water and you just know everything you eat for the rest of the day is going to taste like that dirty fuckin hippie's potpour-fuckin-eeee.
This isnt guna be easy to make this framed picture of green text fantasy work. Guna need to remodel my shitter so every inch is covered in dry flowers, crystals, oils, makeup they stopped making 50 years ago cuz they killed all the test animals from all the uranium and asbestos its made from. Also should prolly start smoking so the white paint on the walls looks like yellow tar textured wall paper from how much hippie hair is stuck to it.
But for real tho lol, someone should sell on Etsy framed motivational stock photo quotes of all of 4chan's greatest moments in green text history.
I LOL'd at this. Can't tell if it's a copypasta or original lol