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[–] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (4 children)

I raise

edit, actually, it might have been on the back...it's been forever since I touched one

[–] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 2 points 10 months ago

Ooh, I had a serial mouse (9 pin) from Microsoft of all companies, in the 90's.

Damn good mouse.

[–] TheRealShadeSlimmy@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I’ll see your raise, and up it:

[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] threeonefour@piefed.ca 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I always see those videos where people give kids a walkman or a rotary phone and ask them to figure out what it is or how it works. I'm imagining some medieval merchant handing me an abacus and laughing because I can't figure it out.

[–] tetris11@lemmy.ml 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's little endian, so the beads on the far right are used to outnumber the big endian beads at the top on the woke left. After several computations, the middle section is just gone

[–] TheRedSpade@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Tried reading about endianness once. Pretty sure it can't be dumbed down enough for my brain.

[–] zerofk@lemmy.zip 0 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

You know how some languages write left-to-right, and some rught-to-left? Endianness is that, for numbers.

Or another analogy is dates: 2025/12/31 is big endian, 31/12/2025 is little endian. And 12/31/2025 is middle endian. Which makes no sense at all because the middle is, by definition, not an end.

[–] TheRedSpade@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I stand corrected. No idea what I was reading (several years ago), but whatever it was made it seem way more complicated. Maybe it was just an explanation from somebody who didn't know.

[–] wheezy@lemmy.ml 1 points 10 months ago

Likely it was being explained in the context of binary number representation as it is primarily important in computer architecture. If you're not already familiar with that then it was probably confusing explained in that context.

[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] oatscoop@midwest.social 2 points 10 months ago

You kids don't know how good you have it!

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Fun fact, the Romans would never have labeled their abacuses like this. It would have made calculating very difficult; they effectively worked with modern numbers in bead form, and then used the famous numeral system just to record the results.

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago

My buddy still has one of those in his garage.

[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Its on the side. You can kind of see it in your picture. I have a C64 within arms reach.

Bonus points if you had a mouse to use with GEOS:

[–] floofloof@lemmy.ca 0 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

My age in fond memories:

Commodore PET/CBM 4032

Acorn Atom

I don't have long for this world...

[–] zwerg@feddit.org 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Me too... my first code was for Commodore PET. Then I got an Amiga. Sad day when Commodore folded.

[–] floofloof@lemmy.ca 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

On the Amiga's 40th birthday I brought the old Amiga 500 out of storage to the dinner table and we had cake. Just realized I should do the same with the Atari ST, for more cake. I think my family tolerates me because of the cake.