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If someone asked me, I'd say tits. But that's all tits. I don't discriminate.
Respectable answer.
...but lets test your lack of discrimination.
Porque no los tres? Eh?
Well.... people always say 2 hands are better than one. I think it extends to 3 is better than 2.
I mean, I'd say two hands and one mouth, hahahah!
I wasn't very clear with that. I just meant 3 boobs are better than 2. I agree with you though haha. Although, an extra arm could be useful.
I'm just trying to be punny and lewd at the same time =P
But yes, I do agree that a third limb with grasping abilities would be useful in general, in many situations.
Oh wait... oh no. That means...
Catgirl has entered the chat
Catboy has entered the chat
Run, they're in heat!
Haha, no worries, I got ya.