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[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 41 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

This is just how people with Scottish blood look when you take photos of them, my source is my family photo album.

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 5 points 50 minutes ago

And if you take a picture with a flash, they get a sunburn.

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Frazzled and caught slightly unprepared?

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 14 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

Either that or somehow merging with the local environment, which is what I do. I can be the focus of the foreground taking up 50 percent of the picture and still be missed. It's great security cameras just don't recognize me and when I worked at Amazon during covid it took them a bit to get me on the infracamera because I was apparently the same temp as the air.

Edit:Covid not civic

[–] Squirrelanna@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

It must be really cool having natural camouflage. I'm jealous haha.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Camouflage implies that I blend in through matching the environment when in practice I'm basically just not particularly noticable unless I want to be. Though I don't know what's going on with cameras and my body heat, my best guess is that I somehow run counter to the training data for recognition since motion based ones track me fine and that my body naturally trends towards matching the current temperature for thermoregulation reasons.