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[–] marsza@lemmy.cafe 37 points 2 days ago (6 children)
[–] Sinthesis@lemmy.today 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] marsza@lemmy.cafe 1 points 2 hours ago

That explains a lot about how GitHub works… or doesn’t.

[–] pipe01@programming.dev 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] marsza@lemmy.cafe 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not people who are employed. 😇

[–] pipe01@programming.dev 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I guess I'm the only one then

[–] myotheraccount@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

And I'm the only one too!

[–] sfxrlz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] marsza@lemmy.cafe 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I fucking love PHP. I know I probably sound crazy to most developers, but PHP 8+ is freaking dope.

[–] sfxrlz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah I was also pleasantly surprised having only heard about it before. Lots of good stuff

[–] coherent_domain@infosec.pub 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I haven't used or read about PHP after college, and I am quite interesred in what are the good stuffs that you like now.

It is cool to see how languages evolve.

[–] sfxrlz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I haven’t used php before and I am not that far into it yet, so I don’t really know what’s gotten better but I like how it handles arrays and it has loads of little functions that make life easier.

[–] marsza@lemmy.cafe 2 points 1 day ago

It’s best not to think about what PHP used to be. It will make you sick. Just know that it is very mature at this point. It is not as Serverless friendly as some of the other languages, but if you were running a VPS with a more traditional LAMP style set up, you can’t go wrong with PHP

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 4 points 1 day ago

I work with Delphi.

I had a coworker choose RoR for a major project despite the fact that he didn't know it, nobody on his team knew it, nobody at our company knew it, and nobody in the entire state knew it. It ended as one would expect, after three years and millions of dollars spent, with the only revenue it generated being $50K from the original client that had to be refunded to avoid a lawsuit.

[–] dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago

Besides Crystal, a lot of people went to Elixir and Phoenix as well

[–] LedgeDrop@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The handful of us have moved onto Crystal Lang. It's a statically type checked and compiled dialect of Ruby. Crystal is fun to write code, but the compiler is slower (compared to go-lang/rust)... because... well it's a ruby dialect (with DSL's)... and the 3rd party libraries are limited.

[–] marsza@lemmy.cafe 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This type checking, is it at run time?

[–] dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

Its AOT compiled.