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GIT the Princess (lemmy.cafe)

submitted 1 week ago by ToxicWaste@lemmy.cafe to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Once again, C reigns King!

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Or at least the only one left standing...

I wanna see a Python version. No wait, I probably don't:-P.

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

left standing…

Look closely, not standing.
Being crushed underneath the overflow.

Those that were left standing, however:

JavaScript: standing, staring at the ruins, contemplating Docker
C#: standing in line, probably hungry after not seeing a payday despite having paid the electricity bill for running Visual Studio for hours, on top of Windows license
Java: The horse is standing
Lisp: The creature generated from the 3 combined may be considered as "standing"
Go: Everyone seems able to stand on their own. I don't see a problem
Pascal: At least the princess is still standing. Maybe not for long though.

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 5 points 1 week ago

Joke answer: git guud 😂

Real shit: damn that's sooo true!

Also, the Princess in the Go panel is all the way from another castle! (Java's)

[–] ook@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 week ago

I am not sure that is supposed to be the takeaway message, but sure, whatever makes you happy.