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if they had just pursued a degree in pet play instead of whatever they majored in, they wouldn't have anything to complain about.
would that be... a pedigree?
Absolutely! lmao
Oh shit, didn't even notice it's a dog bowl, I thought it was a commentary on not being able to affort better food.
Also, we're not buying the OnlyFans
Wait, you need a DEGREE for that?
Am... am I in trouble? Do I have to pay a fine?
You just need to go to doggy school
Officer!? This one right here!
Nooo, I'll behave, I promise 😭 !
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