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ls homework/ (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

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[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

alias sex "updatedb; locate; talk; date; cd; strip; look; touch; finger; unzip; uptime; gawk; head; apt-get install condom; mount; fsck; gasp; more; yes; yes; yes; more; umount; apt-get remove --purge condom; make clean; sleep"

[–] axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe 1 points 1 month ago

you dare assume my package manager.

alias stroke="rm"
for i in {1..100}; do touch penis && stroke penis; done