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Anon discovers hygiene (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 98 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I don't fly very often, but when I do, I always get the seat next to this guy

[–] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 day ago

Sounds like this guy figured it out. The plane passengers haven't yet.

[–] ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 20 points 1 day ago

Before or after his epiphany? :D