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Actually my stupid person uses Grok.
He's so smart that Elon Musk is his hero. His thinking has more dimensions, so he can see more than your average sheeple. He knows all the bullshit in the world.
He recently bought Tesla although he had half a million euro debt from his previous investment escapades and now can't really afford his kids hobbies anymore.
If you listen to him long enough you'll get a brain cancer, because your brain can't handle all those dimensions.
bought a Tesla or bought TSLA?
Is one of those dumber?
The worse case investing in TLSA is you lose money. The worst case buying a telsa is being trapped in a burning car because the car decided drive off a cliff.
yes
buying a used Tesla is not great, but not horrible depending on if you lowballed the previous owner or not
but TSLA is dumb af
not necessarily. they are indicative of different motivations though