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[–] ReallyActuallyFrankenstein@lemmynsfw.com 54 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

It's the glycerin. Look at the contents of nearly every protein bar, and glycerin is in the first four ingredients, and man, once you know that, you can taste it, it coats your mouth, it doesn't leave, and it tastes exactly like it sounds.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 15 points 1 month ago

"Couldn't love you more, you've got a beautiful taste."

Doesn't sound bad to me. 🤷‍♂️

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

Block this shit.

[–] RaoulDuke85@fedia.io 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Never realized this song is about eating protein bars.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Don't let the days go by
Glycerine, glycerine

I mean it’s pretty obvious is you pay attention the lyrics.