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I hope the kid is planning to eat that over a period of about 6 years. There is enough sugar in that pile to kill a family of four.
I used to collect way more candy than that when I was a kid going out on Halloween! It did not last 6 years. Maybe 1 month at most!
And if you’re wondering: no, I was not fat as a kid. I was very skinny. I spent tons of time outside, riding my bike and playing with friends. I didn’t really start to become an indoor video game nerd until early high school. Coincidentally, I also stopped going out for Halloween and I started gaining weight!
Getting fat is only one downside degrading your islet cells.
But to be fair, if the kid has an otherwise healthy lifestile she'll be totally okay.
That's what i was wondering too. How many kids are they trying to kill?