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[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 48 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (32 children)

> Boo hoo I am going to be a 40 year old virgin!

And? I'm a 29yr old who is still a kissless virgin. Just try to get some good friends or something. Improve your career and climb up that ladder, then sex or relationships won't even matter anymore. Get off of 4chan.

[–] corroded@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Improve your what and do what? I have no idea what that means.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 1 week ago

Fixed. Man, I'm bad at spelling.

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