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> Boo hoo I am going to be a 40 year old virgin!
And? I'm a 29yr old who is still a kissless virgin. Just try to get some good friends or something. Improve your career and climb up that ladder, then sex or relationships won't even matter anymore. Get off of 4chan.
Improve your what and do what? I have no idea what that means.
Fixed. Man, I'm bad at spelling.