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[–] QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works 154 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Alan Dershowitz said in July he would blow his brains out on live television if NYC elected Mamdani.

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 66 points 1 month ago

Hey man, nice shot.

[–] ClownStatue@piefed.social 50 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Someone should interview him with a loaded gun on the table between them. The interviewer should make no verbal mention of the gun and only quickly glance at it after saying anything.

[–] Lightfire228@pawb.social 18 points 1 month ago (4 children)

That sounds like a good way to get shot as a reporter

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 month ago

Some journalism involves risks

[–] IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Put a blank in it for comedic effect.

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

More likely a comedian

[–] ClownStatue@piefed.social 2 points 1 month ago

Dershowitz is such a gangsta!

[–] wurstgulasch3000@feddit.org 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works 42 points 1 month ago

TBH I would rather see him hauled in front of a jury for his ties to Epstein. He should die in a cell after seeing his entire legacy and name be destroyed.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

that happening tonight because i have plans and want to set the tivo

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago

do it do it do it do it do it do it do it do it

[–] zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

Unfortunately, it seems to be fake.