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[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'll take one housing, please!

[–] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

i have a van housing, but it tends to kill van pires. you're not a van pire, are you?

[–] EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Van pires?? I didn't know they burned!

[–] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

for sure. but you have to somehow convince the head van pire to cook you sausages on the stove.

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 1 points 1 month ago

With enough accelerant anything will burn.