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Anon discovers hygiene (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ricecake@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Oh, such a well thought out response to "you're taking what someone said deliberately wrong in a very weird way".

My ass is clean because I take a hot soapy shower evertime I poop and I change my underwear if I fart, unlike you, you degenerate unwashed heathen.

[–] piranhaconda@mander.xyz 0 points 2 hours ago

You lost me at the changing your underwear with each fart, but I agree with post-poop-showers.