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I have never fucked a woman but I fucked my first man at 29. Does that make me virgin?
I'd say 'no', if you think it's fine to call it 'fucking', you're definitely not a virgin anymore. It's always subjective, though, some people think it's only 'sex' if it's p and v with at least one orgasm. Feels fucked up to validate the kinds of people who think 'soaking' makes sense in any way, but when you start considering lesbians, the subjectiveness becomes quite apparent.
Oh, that's great to hear because I think it's fine to say that I've fucked up more than once in my life. So I'm no longer a virgin 🙌