[alt text: a screenshot of a tweet by @Sparrow_Admirer. The tweet says: "if you play as a girl in video games, have a fascination with feminine clothing, and 'wish you were a girl', I have some news for you: Huge, Ancient Forest World Discovered 630 Feet Down Sinkhole In China". ]
Took me a second read to get it. For those who are similarly slow and need some help: it's just some news. No relation between the first half and second half.
Good one!