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yeah maybe hire an actual prostitute instead of assuming all women offering a service you don't understand are actually just whores
anon deserves his blue balls
Anon is very obviously describing a prostitute who lives somewhere where it is illegal and thus advertising with innuendo. Anon was turned down by a prostitute. Also the only one calling women whores was you.
this is a possibility but it sounds more to me like he misunderstood a witchy tiktoker who also likes bdsm, which is VERY common in occult-y circles
if she's a prostitute then no anon wasn't "turned down", anon was robbed.
nah but thanks for letting me know you're upset for some weird reason
You're fucking wild dude
i hang out with a lot of freaks. my late partner was an escort, and she wouldn't take your money and then just not perform she'd just refuse your money. her shitty friend would go lock herself in the bathroom for the whole hour though, and after a while she quit getting clients.