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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon is a fact checker (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 12 hours ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 187 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Anon conflates the desire for a more involved and expanded social life with just having sex, thereby perfectly explaining their lack of a more involved and expanded social life.

[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 39 points 11 hours ago

That’s definitely a decent chunk of what people in the media who talk about the ‘male loneliness epidemic’ are talking about, though. I don’t think I’ve read a single article about it that doesn’t devote time to how little sex young men allegedly aren’t having.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 5 points 10 hours ago

Maybe he just wants to hang out with the boys and fuck! Didn't think about that did ya?