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[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 54 points 9 hours ago
  1. That is sex. You can have all the sex you want and still be lonely.
  2. Those stats are probably the "we asked some people" kind which means everyone who had their first relationship at 24 will say that "oh yeah technically i was with that random girl in grade school so you know what lets say its 12"