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Anon hires a goth chick (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] chocosoldier@lemmy.blahaj.zone 32 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (12 children)

yeah maybe hire an actual prostitute instead of assuming all women offering a service you don't understand are actually just whores

anon deserves his blue balls

[–] Ummdustry@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

she implied anon could've recieved that service if anon wasn't "too spiritually pure" defo a prostitute, at least as a side hustle.

(if this story was real that is, which of course it is not)

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