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[–] sundray@lemmus.org 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"Dearest Zombie Martha: Winter at Valley Forge is exceedingly desperate. The harsh wind whistles through the men's exposed rib cages, and our supply of brains is running low."

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That's probably America's greatest defence against zombies. Any outbreak will starve to death in short order.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 2 points 2 weeks ago

Well, that and any zombie who eats one of us will likely get taken down by a combination of measles, mumps, chicken pox, COVID, and high cholesterol as well.