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[โ€“] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 6 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

A co-worker keept telling me he knows what's wrong with me and that I just need to fuck. I so wanted to strangle him, because I'd imagine that would make you less focused.

Another keeps insisting I grab (a married co-worker) by the pussy.

[โ€“] Cataphract@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 hours ago

those are co-workers though, everyone has stupid co-workers. It's like that whole "you can't choose your family" thing but corporatized.