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[–] lka1988@sh.itjust.works 146 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (8 children)

">If [wife] leaves him he gets an instant hotter replacement"

As someone happily married, I am rather offended at how incredibly shallow this statement is. My wife is nothing short of an incredible human being, and someone assuming I would immediately get over losing her if someone "hotter" instantly replaced her is a horrible statement.

And you just know that there are people IRL who think like this.

[–] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago

What you're saying makes sense if you have a genuine connection with her

Truman's marriage was not genuine

[–] AndyMFK@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

While I do agree with your sentiment, Truman's wife was a bitch.

[–] lka1988@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 hours ago

True. It's been a while since I've seen the movie.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 64 points 12 hours ago

They're people who have no idea what an emotional attachment is, they've never had one. To them, women are for sex, decoration and menial labour.

[–] npdean@lemmy.today 32 points 12 hours ago

It is a 4chan post, don’t take it too seriously

[–] breecher@sh.itjust.works 14 points 11 hours ago

It is a 4chan post, so it is written by an incel.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 12 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

That's because this is written by somebody with the emotional maturity of a 6-year-old, the body of an overweight 40-year-old, and the age of a 16 year old.

[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 1 points 14 minutes ago

Beautifully said. I'm stealing this.

[–] Wild_Mastic@lemmy.world 8 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

A friend of mine broke up with his girlfriend after almost 3 years. 2 weeks later after that, he already had a new 'love ❣️' saves on his phone. No idea how the fuck he does it, but onestly it made me angry.

[–] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 8 points 4 hours ago

People are often over a relationship long before it's actually over, especially if one party is abusive or the relationship is toxic (with or without someone's fault).

I could've well been that friend, because nobody knew that I took my breaking up back and stayed in the relationship until my ex broke up with me because he was threatening suicide if I broke up with him.

[–] zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com -5 points 5 hours ago

Imagine getting offended by a greentext lmao