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[–] lka1988@sh.itjust.works 182 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (17 children)

">If [wife] leaves him he gets an instant hotter replacement"

As someone happily married, I am rather offended at how incredibly shallow this statement is. My wife is nothing short of an incredible human being, and someone assuming I would immediately get over losing her if someone "hotter" instantly replaced her is a horrible statement.

And you just know that there are people IRL who think like this.

[–] npdean@lemmy.today 42 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It is a 4chan post, don’t take it too seriously

[–] lka1988@sh.itjust.works 4 points 13 hours ago

Don't worry - sober me will have a chat with drunk me later about greentexts.

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