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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon wants to be Truman (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 13 hours ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] lka1988@sh.itjust.works 141 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (9 children)

">If [wife] leaves him he gets an instant hotter replacement"

As someone happily married, I am rather offended at how incredibly shallow this statement is. My wife is nothing short of an incredible human being, and someone assuming I would immediately get over losing her if someone "hotter" instantly replaced her is a horrible statement.

And you just know that there are people IRL who think like this.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 10 points 10 hours ago

That's because this is written by somebody with the emotional maturity of a 6-year-old, the body of an overweight 40-year-old, and the age of a 16 year old.

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