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[–] obsoleteacct@lemmy.zip 21 points 4 days ago (1 children)

He's not a creep, but he has the emotional intelligence of an insurance investigator.

"Hi, you sound needy and vulnerable" is a rough starting point for a pickup line. He clearly didn't mean it as an insult, but it's not hard to imagine a woman in that situation being embarrassed, feeling exposed, and being insulted by the implication that this guy might be trying to capitalize on her moment of vulnerability.

Hurt-people hurt people.

[–] pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

why do you want me to hurt people though? which people do i hurt?

[–] obsoleteacct@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Dear Hurt-people,

I want to clarify; that was a statement about human nature. It was not, and should not be interpreted as, advice or a call to action.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

dark humor, dark humor.