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[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

not getting laid isn't a problem

just like not having a ps5 isn't a problem.

it's just not getting what you want.

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

You're absolutely correct. I just wish incels could realize this.

It's not a "real" problem but it IS a problem, to anon. And instead of doing something to address it his solution is to take a pill that will help him ignore it.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Seriously. Virgins think there's something magical about the first time, and that everything will change afterward. The only thing that might change is their attitude. There's nothing stopping them from doing that right now.

[–] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

i mean, there is a shitload of social shame boiled into not having sex. it's not about the sex so much as thinking if they bone the shame will go away.

as a dude, the #1 insult most anyone goes to is 'you can't get laid', or 'you are gay' if you reject a woman. as if getting laid all the time is something all dudes must aspire to and they are sexually flawed if they reject sex.

again, i'm a big gay, but my sexual interest in a woman is mostly tied to if i have a emotional connection with her. casual sex bores the shit out of me and i'd rather masturbate than bone a lady if i am not legit into her as a person.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, fair. They didn't come to that conclusion in a vacuum.

[–] YesButActuallyMaybe@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago

I mean if they did that’d be great I guess 😂