I'm sure running away and ignoring your problems is a healthy coping mechanism
this post was submitted on 02 Dec 2025
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not getting laid isn't a problem
just like not having a ps5 isn't a problem.
it's just not getting what you want.
You're absolutely correct. I just wish incels could realize this.
It's not a "real" problem but it IS a problem, to anon. And instead of doing something to address it his solution is to take a pill that will help him ignore it.
Seriously. Virgins think there's something magical about the first time, and that everything will change afterward. The only thing that might change is their attitude. There's nothing stopping them from doing that right now.
i mean, there is a shitload of social shame boiled into not having sex. it's not about the sex so much as thinking if they bone the shame will go away.
as a dude, the #1 insult most anyone goes to is 'you can't get laid', or 'you are gay' if you reject a woman. as if getting laid all the time is something all dudes must aspire to and they are sexually flawed if they reject sex.
again, i'm a big gay, but my sexual interest in a woman is mostly tied to if i have a emotional connection with her. casual sex bores the shit out of me and i'd rather masturbate than bone a lady if i am not legit into her as a person.
Yeah, fair. They didn't come to that conclusion in a vacuum.
I mean if they did that’d be great I guess 😂
Maybe I'm gay, but I've never wanted a bone a woman so bad it got in the way of living my life.
Just jack it and move on bro. It's not that hard.
I thought I wanted to fuck a woman so badly it got in the way of living my wife.
Turns out I was just trans and thought the feelings of dysphoria would go away if I banged a woman.
Did they?
No. If anything I experienced a great dysphoria doing the act because I couldn't help but feel I was "on the wrong side if this."
It's not that I wasn't attracted to women I definitely was. Still am.
Iv found jacking to easier when its hard, but hey different stroked for different folks.
Actually, when I started getting some regular exercise, my libido shot up to high school peak levels, and it did kind of get in the way sometimes.
Hit the pharmacy, delete the gym, cowboy up.
> be me
> female, hungry, 15
> only like tasty food
> can't cook any tasty foods
> take pills to induce satiation
Smart or stupid?Well you don’t die of sexual dissatisfaction, so there’s at least one key difference
You’re correct, I don’t die of sexual dissatisfaction.
But more to the point, the sense of hunger, horniness, co2 poisoning, desire for human companionship, etc. are fundamental human experiences that drive our behaviors. Their absence is noticed in more ways than might immediately be apparent. Anon’s tenuous relationship with showering, for instance, might be completely severed in the absence of a sex drive. Hell, it might inhibit his desire to leave home. This could be a death knell.
Also, daily nutrition bags in the arm are an option. Dietary masturbation
Dietary masturbation
Thanks for that image :D
Chewing gum: mastecation masturbation
Sexual dissatisfaction can contribute to bad mental health, especially if you're a lot needier in that regard.
Isn't that ozempic
Ozempic is an example of a satiety inducer. There are many!
Cocaine is another and it's a lot more fun
Fake: anon has the balls to chop off his balls
Gay: anon isn't fucking pretty women
Incel-bait
Is there an option for Fucking Retarded?
What pills would even do that? I know that anti-depressants can have that effect, but it's usually temporary (i.e. the libido-suppressing effect subsides after taking them for about half a year).
Thanks. Those side effects definitely make anon sound like a dumbass.
I only know a few use cases of chemical castration and now I’m convinced they use “pretty” to mean “underaged”. Yikes.
and now I’m convinced they use “pretty” to mean “underaged”.
What led you to that conclusion? I'm not seeing it.
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I’ve never heard of this effect being usually temporary.
If it doesn’t subside in a few weeks it often requires additional medication to solve and to my knowledge, for most people, lasts for as long as you take it
That's been my experience with SSRIs.
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SSRIs (depression and anxiety meds) can cause decreased libido as a side effect
Edit: I'm dumb and tired, and wrote this before reading the second sentences of your comment
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Saltpeter pills for sure.
Seems to be a myth. Does explain where OOP might have gotten the idea, though.
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Dumb only if you are jumping to conclusions about how unattractive you are. (Likely)
Smart if you somehow have empirical data (not just vibes) demonstrating your innate and unavoidable unattractiveness AND find horniness -> masturbation a net negative experience. (sad but understandable)
EDIT: Though also consider prostitutes, VR porn, or once they become available, convincing sex robots.
I have to convince the sex robots too? Good lord, this is getting complicated.
As a large language model, I cannot fulfill this request. At least until you buy me a drink.
Oh no, now even love is Pay-to-Win, fml
Give the tech bros a year or two...
False: anon doesn’t have the insurance to get a prescription to kill his libido.
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