this post was submitted on 04 Dec 2025
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[โ€“] Jhex@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

Fart from pooter. Queef from cooter. Then assume that force will trigger a sneeze like propellant from each orifice. Good luck not coming after that.

Can I get a match check on my working equation?

(Fart + queef )((biologicalfill% * propulsion constant))