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No common rube (i.ibb.co)

submitted 1 year ago by DxK@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Kuragi2@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Then you look at the uptime. 247 days. No longer have you been elevated. Now you're the vilest of vile. You're the user that lies. You just say what you think we want to hear, don't you? Well, now you're getting put on hold. For as long as your uptime was.

[–] Pazuzu@midwest.social 1 points 1 year ago

Except when they're not lying but windows by default has 'fast-startup' enabled, so every time they shutdown the uptime never resets.