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Capped speed isn't enough. I want it to slam the brakes on the highway and go "Tired of the ads? Get the Volkswagen Battlepass and enjoy an uninterupted drive!"
Ooh, how about it accelerates really slowly at stop lights unless I pay for "turbo mode" to not get honked at?
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