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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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He took it literally (files.catbox.moe)

submitted 3 days ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] stickly@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

Probably the worst time to say anything at all. Pretty sure the standard advice is call an ambulance ASAP and only say "someone has been shot". They can put you in jail at any time, the hard part has to be keeping you there.