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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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He took it literally (files.catbox.moe)

submitted 4 days ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Zen meditation teaches us we can find inner peace no matter the situation

I actually constantly think of the scene from Street Fighter where the fat guy is being tortured ineffectively, and the one guy says "Next time your mind leaves, tell it to bring back pizza."

The other line that lives rent free in my head is "Quick, change the channel!"