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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 16 points 4 days ago (23 children)

The question is whether it’s actually cooked. I don’t even know how long that meatball would need to sit, cooking in sauce. Small meatballs require 15 minutes to drink in the flavor but only 10 to cook completely through. This monster needs at least an hour on medium-low for a pink center. Is that even safe? How long can you let bacteria live in pleasant warmth and multiply before turning dangerous? Not to mention the lack of char, meaning this is just a boiled meatball with the texture of boiled meatball.

[–] nuggsy@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (13 children)

My nan got a recipe from this Italian lady, back when dinosaurs roamed the earth. The recipe says to cook the sauce for one hour and then you add the meatballs and cook them for 1.5 hrs.

[–] LOLseas@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago (7 children)

You must giveth the recipeth hereth noweth.

[–] nuggsy@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Sure! As requested

It says to roll into small balls, but small could be anything depending on context.

[–] QualifiedKitten@discuss.online 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

2 eggshells of water

What a random measurement! Does that mean just half the shell, full of water, twice? I realize precision here is probably unnecessary, but my brain is just really struggling!

[–] nuggsy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

You've got to work out the surface area of the interior and exterior of the egg and then extract the volumetric square footage in metric imperial flombles.

The difficulty my aunt had when writing down my nan's recipes is that, in a lot of cases, she had the measurements in her head. So, there was a lot of guess work and estimation.

My guess was always that it would be half of an eggshell, previously used, twice. So, maybe it would technically be 1 egg worth of water. Never really considered that before...

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Who knew dinosaurs had color image printing!

[–] nuggsy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

It was actually a black and white stone carving. We had to do a pencil rubbing, imprinted that on another piece of paper and sent it off to be digitally enhanced and then printed in the colour you see before you.

[–] LOLseas@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You're awesome. We thank you!

[–] nuggsy@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

No problems! If you end up making them, let me know :)

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