Gullible

joined 2 years ago
[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 hours ago

Moreover, it brings fundamental questions about your life and its long term safety. Why would someone trap you in such an unfathomably expensive setup? There is no reasonable answer, meaning some insane or horrifically unethical entity controls your existence. There is danger aplenty in your situation itself.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

“Uunh, I’m cumming!”

“Hi, cumming. I’m dad.”

*splurt*

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

The sky’s green, idiot. I shit myself. Can I be president now?

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Those pants almost fit. Surely this is an edited picture

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

You might get an answer on !linux@lemmy.world. I had a similar issue and eventually returned a minipc because of it.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Real and fuck Microsoft

 

>Volcano erupts in Indonesia
>Locals don't notice because they have shit weather radar
>747 flies through the dust cloud
>All 4 engines get filled with volcanic ash and burn out
>"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We have a small problem. All four engines have stopped. We are doing our damnedest to get them going again. I trust you are not in too much distress."
>Spend 12 minutes gliding, dropping 23,500 feet in the process
>The pilots are preparing to be the first 747 ever to attempt a water landing
>Finally one of the engines restarts
>But ILS is offline
>Windscreen is completely opaque due to ash, no way to clean it
>Manage to land running entirely on instruments
>Fatalities: 0
>Injuries: 0
Survivors: 263