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What do you call your production branch? (lemmy.ca)
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[โ€“] rtxn@lemmy.world 47 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (4 children)

Branch on every commit. Never delete. If something needs to be rolled back, merge it back into HEAD. Conflict resolution only through melee combat.

[โ€“] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 10 points 5 hours ago

You have met every team I have ever worked with apparently

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