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[–] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 116 points 1 day ago (7 children)

This is so freaking real. Some old folks seem to want that kids just stay still in silence like a furniture when they're bored. No playing outside cuz "is annoying and dangerous", not playing with their phones cuz "is unhealthy and dangerous".

What the hell should they do then?!

[–] fluffykittycat@slrpnk.net 4 points 4 hours ago

A lot of people just hate kids. It's a big problem

[–] InputZero@lemmy.world 73 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I remember quite a few adults telling me that children should be seen, not heard when I was little. It was popular and sucked.

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)

My ex step mom (may she rest in piss) favorite saying. She said that shit all the time.

Few others I don't hate people, I hate their actions. (She had a lot of hate)

Actions Speak Louder then Words (only good saying I took from her)

She would say these things at least once a day. But always hated the seen but not heard one. Because I was an active kid and couldn't be ignored.

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You have my sympathies.

Id offer you a hug but im too irony poisoned to figure out hiw to write the offer in such a way that it doesnt come off as mocking.

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

No need she died last month and apparently was just as hateful at the end as she was in lif. So no big loss.

[–] SonOfAntenora@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

So there was this...what do you call it, lady who was very annoyed at any noise ever. Once she pulled a kitchen knife at us. Well well would you know that all parents and grandmas pulled legal action against that.

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 day ago

never heard this one but its the sort of thing that would get me to hide out of pure unadultered spit.

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Build a nuke in the backyard, obviously

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] xspurnx@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago

Thanks, never knew about that guy. Wow.

[–] interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They want them to go toil in the mines

[–] potato_wallrus@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Does that count as playing outside?

[–] outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We do more mountain top removal than underground mining these days.

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago

So fresh air and sunshine! Seems like perfectly good leisure to me!

/s

Die, i think, given our position on climate change. Kids shoukd die,

We should all collectively commit suicide, and these damn kids should shut the fuck up while we do.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 day ago

Invest in real estate.