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[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 57 points 21 hours ago (20 children)

Baptism is such a weird thing. It's ritualized cleansing turned into one and done

You can get baptized as many times as you like, it doesn't stack

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 25 points 20 hours ago (10 children)

Could you imagine how op you could become though if baptisms stacked

[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 6 points 20 hours ago (9 children)

Can you get more clean than clean?

Numbers are a human thing. The universe don't care

[–] Gutek8134@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I think erasing one's body could make you more clean than clean

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

So what you're saying is that fundies need to be cremated? Possibly AFTER death from other causes?

[–] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago

no no. they need to switch to Flouroantimonic acid instead of just flowing water.

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