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submitted 3 days ago by tfm@piefed.europe.pub to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] gigachad@piefed.social 161 points 3 days ago (19 children)

I guess you could add some sleep(1) inbetween

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 91 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Needs to be a sleep(3) and sleep(5) between the last ones just to add suspense

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 41 points 3 days ago (1 children)

sleep $(( 1 + $RANDOM % 5 ))

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

No it has to be controlled suspense.

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