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What do you call your production branch? (lemmy.ca)
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[โ€“] rtxn@lemmy.world 84 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children)

Branch on every commit. Never delete. If something needs to be rolled back, merge it back into HEAD. Conflict resolution only through melee combat.

[โ€“] Rusty@lemmy.ca 3 points 14 hours ago

Conflict resolution only through melee combat.

Wrestle with Jeff, Prepare for death.

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