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[–] Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 173 points 1 day ago (20 children)

The issue I see here is, and I believe I'm speaking for the entire rest of the world here, we don't want him

[–] knowone@slrpnk.net 70 points 1 day ago (5 children)

He should just be exiled to some random, remote uninhabited island. Then he'll never have to deal with another foreigner again and we wouldn't have to deal with him

[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 33 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What about North Sentinel Island?

[–] knowone@slrpnk.net 23 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Oh yeah great suggestion actually, I'm sure the locals would receive him in the best way he deserves

We should dry rub him first. Maybe add some bay leaves.

[–] BigDiction@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

How about Pitcairn? Y’all control it right?

[–] Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Can we send Trump and his mates there too?

[–] OldSageRick@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Sure, but you are paying for shipping of your people

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Hey I'd crowdfund that.

[–] Tetsuo@jlai.lu 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Are you guys sure it's a good idea to send all our most evil people on the same island ?

I'm sure the sentinelese don't want a nazi secret lair out there, or another "epstein island" for that matter.

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They’d last about ten minutes without their minions and sycophants.

[–] HumanoidTyphoon@quokk.au 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is the limited streaming series we need right now.

[–] TheseusNow@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I didn't like Lord of the Flies, but I might like this version

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

This is a George Carlin idea. He once proposed walling off four US states, turning them into giant prisons, and dropping all the criminals with no hope of rehabilitation in, pumping them full of all the illicit drugs seized by the CIA and other organizations, and letting them fuck and fight until they drop, and then whoever's left?

Shoot them in the fuckin' head!

Put it all on pay-per-view and you got yourself a giant money-printing event.

It was an extremely over-the-top silly idea, but I think we can draw some inspiration from it for this, in spite of its inhumanity, y'know?

[–] OldSageRick@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

Why not?

A bunch of people who 90% didn't do anything themselves for quite some time if ever left to fend for themselves...

Maybe a bit sociopathic but I would give each of them one lethal dose of an opioid in case they want to, well, get an easy way out

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

That would be a bit of a dick move to all the fish and bugs that live on and near those islands, they don't deserve to have to put up with him either. I suggest a random planetoid somewhere.

[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I know a few other people that deserve this teeatment, but I fear we don't have an island big enough.

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 day ago

take all the world's most powerful billionaires and put them on St Helena with slightly fewer handguns than billionaires. or maybe epsein island. let their place of death be the place of their most heinous crimes

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