You UK folks need to start making stronger milkshakes. Possibly with hydroflouric acid.
this post was submitted on 06 Sep 2025
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Who could have thought, that separating yourself from one of the top three economic blocks on the planet, would have negative consequences?
Same guy who thought it'd be a good idea to have Sargon of Akkad join UKIP.
I used to feel weird when my niche internet obsessions started bleeding into the real world, but nowadays it's become so common that I barely react when some obscure internet drama that I think is funny, suddenly blooms into real world politics and I'm just sat here like "oh... again, huh?"
Anyway, one could probably have seen it coming that brexit wouldn't be a smart decision, but whatever, man.
Nonono, let the Brits keep their garbage.
It was always meant like: "If I fuck up with this Brexit, you guys can pay the price! I will live comfortably somewhere else!"
Now that oxygen thief is doing the same crap again with the ~~Deform~~ Reform party and the UK are lapping it up.
To be fair this is no self inflicted punishment whatsoever.
The guy basically said: "If I turn the place we all live in into a living hell, I will leave it"
No shit Sherlock, I am sure a lot of your compatriots are doing just that right now
I mean he spends more time in the States than in Clacton so...
The issue I see here is, and I believe I'm speaking for the entire rest of the world here, we don't want him
He should just be exiled to some random, remote uninhabited island. Then he'll never have to deal with another foreigner again and we wouldn't have to deal with him
That would be a bit of a dick move to all the fish and bugs that live on and near those islands, they don't deserve to have to put up with him either. I suggest a random planetoid somewhere.
What about North Sentinel Island?
Oh yeah great suggestion actually, I'm sure the locals would receive him in the best way he deserves
We should dry rub him first. Maybe add some bay leaves.
How about Pitcairn? Y’all control it right?
Can we send Trump and his mates there too?
Sure, but you are paying for shipping of your people
Are you guys sure it's a good idea to send all our most evil people on the same island ?
I'm sure the sentinelese don't want a nazi secret lair out there, or another "epstein island" for that matter.
Why not?
A bunch of people who 90% didn't do anything themselves for quite some time if ever left to fend for themselves...
Maybe a bit sociopathic but I would give each of them one lethal dose of an opioid in case they want to, well, get an easy way out
They’d last about ten minutes without their minions and sycophants.
This is the limited streaming series we need right now.
I didn't like Lord of the Flies, but I might like this version
Hey I'd crowdfund that.
I know a few other people that deserve this teeatment, but I fear we don't have an island big enough.
take all the world's most powerful billionaires and put them on St Helena with slightly fewer handguns than billionaires. or maybe epsein island. let their place of death be the place of their most heinous crimes
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He is like a shit that won't flush.
"If Brexit fucks everything up, I'll just leave and let the rest of you deal with it"
He's still here fucking stuff up
Farage: "On second thought, I think I will stay around and fuck up some more of your shit."
Voters: "Yes please!!!!!!"
Bye bye, Nige.
Just not here please. We (US) are full up on town idiots. But I'm sure somewhere there's a town missing their idiot.
Sorry, but it’s traditional for us to dump our unwanted over there.
Mate, Australia’s listening
Sorry, that was very impolite of me, I should have offered him to you first.
I think the US is the best place he could go, it's already so bad even he will hardly make it worse, and more factions and intra-right tension might even be a good thing that could come out of it
Oh, so if your policy fails, you'll abandon ship ?
And you want to be a politician ?
Listen, it's time for you to stand in front of the wall
You and that other blond hair ducker
We have suffered your continued existence long enough.
So why is he still in the UK? Not really a guy keeping his word, or did all other country reject his request for permanent residence, because they already have their quota on assholes fulfilled?
Trump said We'd never see him again. Fascists just lie a lot...
Brexit succeeded - just not in the way he told you it would
where'd he go?
We don't want him on Europe's main land, ship him to Moscow or something.
I think liars make really good politicians. They make wealth, we all lose it, but their ego gets inflated, so thats good, I guess...
The prick better not get in.
Narcissistic psychopaths have the best traits for becoming succesful politicians.
Sadly, his real country USA didn't want him
Russia, more like. There was a huge amount of Russian-sponsored disinfo found to be circulating during the Brexit referendum.
The main link between the US and Brexit is only that the US is currently following Russian masters as well.