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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 13 points 17 hours ago (21 children)

One of 3 jokes.

Its either either :

"loicence"

Haha no spices

Or "bad teeth"

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 2 points 16 hours ago (12 children)

Don't forget the bizarre "r" into everything like drawring, the lawr, etc.

[–] damnedfurry@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Apparently, there's some sort of linguistic exchange program within British English where T's are traded out for R's, and then a persistent logistics issue causes the R's to be distributed incorrectly.

[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 2 points 15 hours ago

I'm glad I'm not the only one thinking about this important issue... I wonder what Susie Dent thinks of it.

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