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[–] pi3r8@lemmy.world 41 points 2 hours ago (4 children)

The irony of this image being censored .

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 5 points 36 minutes ago

No swearing license

[–] crimeschneck@sopuli.xyz 22 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

You have to verify your age to see the uncensored image.

[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 hour ago

drinks verification can

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Especially since cunt isn't even a swearword in English.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today -1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

It was already like this when I found it.

[–] alsaaas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 42 minutes ago)

Br*t self-censorship LOL

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 62 points 3 hours ago (2 children)
[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

You got a loicence for that?

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 32 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)
[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 30 points 3 hours ago (4 children)

I can't believe the TV license is real. I just can't. I guess it helps makes good tv tho

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

Americans fund public TV and radio infrastructure through taxes, Brits just make it opt-out if you meet certain criteria by labeling it as a license.

You tell me which has more "freedom."

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 23 minutes ago

The one where I don't have to upload my I.D. to watch porn, BABY! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 18 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

The early idea was to support the state-owned and state-operated channels through taxes. Then the channels got privatized and now the taxes are going straight into the pockets of The Brexit Bunch. I mean why would they voluntarily cut off a money source that people were already paying.

[–] UncleGrandPa@lemmy.world 19 points 2 hours ago

In San Diego they had a toll bridge.. once it was paid for they kept the toll. When asked why they were still charging a toll... They said the toll booths still cost money to run. They had to be sued for the toll to stop

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 29 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

The TV license is definitely real. All the others are fake though (I believe).

https://www.gov.uk/find-licences/tv-licence

[–] turkalino@lemmy.yachts 9 points 3 hours ago (3 children)

A TV Licence costs £174.50

Wtf is this in addition to paying for cable/satellite?

[–] JadedBlueEyes@programming.dev 7 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Nope. You can just plug your TV into the aerial to get BBC + free channels. Netflix and whatever costs extra tho

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 4 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

I’m surprised that according to the website, they actually let you get away without a license if you only use commercial streaming services and don’t watch any BBC content. In Germany, that excuse doesn’t fly. As long as your device has the capacity to receive aerial broadcast, you have to pay, whether you watch it or not is irrelevant.

[–] Knuschberkeks@leminal.space 1 points 34 minutes ago (1 children)

afaik in Germany you even have to pay if you have no device that to receive anything. Every household has ro pay wirth a few exeptions.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 points 7 minutes ago

Pretty sure not owning ANY broadcast receiving devices is the only way to get around it, but that’s extremely difficult to accomplish. Keep in mind radio counts as well (though you can be eligible for a reduced rate if you only have radio access and no TV), including the one in your car, your stereo, or your alarm clock. Owning a TV with no antenna hooked up does not count either, since it’s trivial to do so, and you could just be hiding an antenna in your attic or your basement.

Basically, the only way to legally skirt the fee is to live under a bridge or in a forest without any electronic devices besides a flash lamp.

[–] turkalino@lemmy.yachts 5 points 2 hours ago

I mean we have free over the air TV here in the states too, just don’t need a loicense for it

[–] Deceptichum@quokk.au 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Do people elsewhere in the world pay for “cable” tv? I know we had a version here in Australia but it was so rare, no one really used it.

[–] turkalino@lemmy.yachts 5 points 2 hours ago

It was pretty big over here in the US, and still is with Gen X and older. Nowadays, pretty much the only reasons to get it are if you’re a sports fan or enjoy brainrot 24/7 news networks

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 hours ago

Brexit really was a mistake

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 3 hours ago

The long knife prohibition is real.

[–] schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

This is/was a thing in many other European countries too.

In Austria it used to be (not long ago, a few years at most) that only people who owned a TV needed to pay it, not anymore, now every household has to pay it, so it is basically a household tax.

[–] alsaaas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

It's not a tax tho? At least not in Germany. It's going directly to the state-broadcasting service but unconditionally; the idea being it's harder to influence the content or threaten them with cutting off their funding.

[–] schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 hour ago

This is also the case in Austria according to https://orf.beitrag.at/faq/allgemein so whether to call that a "tax" or not is purely a terminological question. It used to be that this was only required for owning a TV, but this was hard to enforce because there was no automatic legal requirement to let inspectors into one's home and companies started to produce TVs without a TV tuner (i.e. could only stream from the Internet) to get around this.

[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 20 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Pretty accurate, all my butter knives are unregistered

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 17 points 3 hours ago

Yes, constable. This bloke right here.

[–] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 10 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Fake: British cops don't carry guns

Gay: Op is sleeping with dudes

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 6 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Fellas, is it gay if you’re male and you sleep by yourself?

[–] ignoble_stigmas@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 hours ago

Only if you like it

[–] Chev@lemmy.world 11 points 3 hours ago (4 children)
[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 18 points 3 hours ago

British colloquial term for constable

[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 11 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] tazeycrazy@feddit.uk 4 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 3 points 2 hours ago

A midnight squealer

[–] ohulancutash@feddit.uk 4 points 3 hours ago

Robert Peel, the founder of modern policing and the devisor of policing by consent.

[–] ReCursing@feddit.uk 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 hour ago

Are you telling me this is exaggerated for comedic effect?